Breakfast couple

Old hag's profile~~
Name: Miss Shirley Ng aka Old Hag aka Old witch
Teach in (the victims) : class 106 ( poor us :( )
good in : being bad
Bad in : being good
age: 50 years old! HA! expose her age :P
how does she looks like ? : Ugly, pig face, mean eyes, dress like 20-30 years old, the whole hair white and grey, wear high heels, specs resting on top of her head, fat, mean looking, very white(like die already), armpit hair (really!)
Characteristics: MEAN, LIAR, SHOUT LIKE SIAO, DONT KNOW HOW TO TEACH, ALWAYS PUT THE BLAME ON OTHERS WHEN IT'S HER FAULT, ACT , LAZY, WEIRD, DISGUSTING, LOVE TO SCOLD PPL(SHE SAID IT HERSELF), TREAT US LIKE HER SLAVES! AND MANY MORE!
who loves her? : no one MAYBE except for her family
who hates her? : 106, probably the whole school :P
what are her hobbies? :dont know dont care :P
what is funny about her? :she speaks really weird !
what award would you give her? : "the worse teacher award"
If she ruled the world, what would become of the world? : Disaster, probably in just 1 day, the whole world explode =.=
If she was married ( IF ), how would you, or 106 feel? : Feel sorry for the unlucky husband
If you had a chance to do ANYTHING to her, what would you, or 106 do? : First, scold her bad words and insults. Then, throw things at her (like rotten stuffs, pencils, books etc.. ) we wont kill her because she's not worth going to jail for and if we kill her, we're juz wasting our energy :D
IF you were force to give her advice, what advice would you give her?: Please shave your armpit hair. It's gross =.=
Is she a loner? i dont think so... maybe she has a pet, like a pig. no wonder she looks like 1 :P
How kind is she? negative 1 million percent. ok larh, I very kind. let's give her 999 999.9999999999999...... percent
Do you think ANYone have ever fall for her b4? : hmm.. err... NAH!!! unless that person is/was...
1) being forced by Old Hag
2) BLIND
3) VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY ........ ugly
Was She ever kind ? : yes, UNLESS the pigs can fly
If she was holding a wedding, where would the wedding be held? : In the toilet
What would you give her for teacher's day? : A shaver to shave her armpit hair
How much do you think she would be worth? : FOC, free of charge!
If she was an animal, what animal would she be? : PIG! oink oink
If she can controlled YOU, what is the first thing you would do? : I rather kill myself first then let her kill me =.=

okok, I cant think of anything to say,so , THE END~

By: Eileen , one of the victims of the old hag